I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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