There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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