Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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