Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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