I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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