ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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