The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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