I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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