Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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