She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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