So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize
