Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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