I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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