i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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