So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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