My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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