Where are you?
In a non slutty way
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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