Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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