You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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