We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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