He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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