Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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