Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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