Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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