im drinking this country out of the recession.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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