I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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