Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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