Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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