Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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