ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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