we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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