I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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