He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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