god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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