i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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