You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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