Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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