I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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