So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Never underestimate the power of titties
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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