she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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