let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I did not marry a roomba.
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