Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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