Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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