I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
do herpes really smell.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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