More tranny stories later!
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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