Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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