Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Randomize
