it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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