Yo dont text me then not text me
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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