Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
false alarm, still single
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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