dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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