Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Let's get the cat blown out
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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