sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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