Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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