I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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