The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I will pee on everything he values.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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